So how is it that he made onto this blog?
After a fantastic dinner and a few glasses of wine we sat down to watch a movie and cuddle. Everything was going well and then all of a sudden he jumps up and gets his stuff.
"Everything ok?" I ask
"Umm yeah. I just have to fart and I don't want to do that in front of you." Mr. Toots said with a straight face.
I look into his eyes waiting for a smile to crack and him to say "I just realized the time and I have a big day.. blah blah"
Nope. So I just say "Ok. Thanks for the information."
Well after he left I was left with a bad taste, fortunately no lingering smell though.
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