The Profile - Oh please no!

So one of my dearest friends was the catalyst of getting me online and we have had some laughs, I mean real laughs. Some of these profiles have just been too funny. Together we have created our list of the Untouchables....

1. Refers to himself in the 3rd person "Mark really loves to surf"

2. Pictures of himself wearing sunglasses indoors and/or its dark outside

3. Pictures of him wearing jean shorts or shiny shirts

4. Pictures of him without a shirt on unless he's at the beach, but even then.

5. A picture of your cat

6. More than one picture of your cat

7. More than one picture of your dog

8. Pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend, pictures of you with other women at bars, pictures of you with slutty women well anywhere

9. Pictures of your motorcycle (God forbid a vespa - please see deal breakers post)

10. Pictures of you in your car, worse yet a picture of just your car

11. Lots of pictures of places you have been, but only a few shots of you from afar

12. Pictures of you in your "dad jeans" -trust me just like mom jeans they exist

13. If you write "I work hard and play hard" - really? Do you? come on

14. Any of the above plus writing I love to travel. What you mean you don't want to stay indoors alone for the rest of you single life. Huh? That's really different!